Debit and Credit side of Love ♥

debitnash:

Date someone who knows Accounting. Date someone who knows when to debit and credit an account. Date an Accountant because he knows how to balance. An Accountant balances not only the Accounting equation but also his life. He secures that his career life is as stable as his romantic life. Nothing would be left behind. So you will be assured not only of a good partner but also of a successful career man.

An Accountant is good in assessing risk. He knows when to make wise investments. So if an Accountant chooses to date you, think that you must really be a good asset worth investing for. An accountant makes relevant assumptions. He never jumps into conclusion. He weighs everything, those material ones, before making a judgment.

An Accountant is well-respected in the corporate world. He is known to be professionally ethical. You must be more assured that he is least likely to commit mistakes or do things that would hurt you. An Accountant has integrity. Just like the assertions they make in the Financial statements, the words they say and actions they do are credible. So when an Accountant says that you are beautiful, believe, because Accountant is truthful most of the time. He don’t say what he can’t prove.

An Accountant is a good forecaster. In business, they are badly needed for their critical analysis and more reliable financial projections. So when he says you can become a good wife, better agree because he is a better foreteller than the Tarot cards.

Date an accountant because he is consistent. He is as consistent as the accounting method he applies from an accounting period to another. Expect that his actions would not fluctuate from time to time. When he’s sweet at the start then most probably he’ll be until the end.

Lastly, date an Accountant because he believes in a going concern assumption. In Accounting, going concern assumption means that in the absence of the contrary, the firm or the entity is viewed as continuing in operations indefinitely. So you must be more assured that your relationship with him would last unless unfortunate events happen.

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Posted on February/29/2012 with 182 notes
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